when someone asks about my love life
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
We’re here to help you! We’re superheroes!
I AM SO EXCITED
you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you
[x-ray and vav theme in the distance]
Because Trees, man. King Gavin and Trees.
Precious Tina is precious
"Colorful Soldiers Stop Corruption. You know, I really love the picture they used for this thing but I gotta say, I think I love the description more.”
Tucker shares some drinks with his friends.
It’s the little things, isn’t it?
i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.